Fun Stuff
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- Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
- Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
- Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
- Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
- If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
- Do you cry under water?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
- Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
- Stop singing and read on…
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
- Four engineers were travelling by car to a seminar, when unfortunately, the vehicle broke down.
- The chemical engineer said, “Obviously, some constituent of the fuel has caused this failure to occur”
- The mechanical engineer replied, “I disagree, I would surmise that an engine component has suffered a catastrophic structural failure.”
- The electrical engineer also had a theory. “I believe an electrical component has ceased to function, thereby causing an ignition malfunction.”
- The software engineer thought for some time. When at last he spoke he said, “What would happen if we all got out and then got back in again?”
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 